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Nov 01, 2019 Cecily rated it liked it

This is an developed story.
Except, you lot could read information technology to a toddler or maiden aunt and they would hear and see an utterly innocuous story about a shaggy pet, taken for a trim.
But that'south assuming you could read information technology with a straight face.

This has the loudest subtext I've ever encountered.
I laughed.

And and so I felt a bit guilty.
Brenda should be able to have her beaver as bushy every bit she likes, without beingness shamed by so-called friends.

So I decided that as long every bit one is woke enough to feel a trivial guilty,

This is an adult story.
Except, y'all could read it to a toddler or maiden aunt and they would hear and see an utterly innocuous story about a shaggy pet, taken for a trim.
But that's assuming you could read it with a straight face.

This has the loudest subtext I've ever encountered.
I laughed.

And then I felt a bit guilty.
Brenda should exist able to have her beaver as bushy as she likes, without being shamed past so-called friends.

Then I decided that every bit long as i is woke plenty to feel a little guilty, it'due south fine to express mirth.

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And you tin can picture show through all the titles in the series Hither, but one was plenty for me:
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• Come Swing with United states of america!
• Spank the Monkey Lends a Paw
• Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
• Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

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Mar 03, 2019 Chad rated it it was amazing

Holy shit, that was hilarious! As double entendre kids' books get, this was 1 of the best. I'g going to have to observe the rest of these.

Holy shit, that was hilarious! As double entendre kids' books get, this was one of the all-time. I'thou going to take to notice the rest of these.

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three Funny ★'southward

"...as soft and sweet as information technology may be her beaver is a mess."

Okay so... I wouldn't go as far as to say this was a good volume simply I came beyond it on a group I'm a fellow member of on Facebook, on a twenty-four hours when I really merely needed a good express joy and this did not disappoint. It'southward silly, clever, agreeable and terrible all at the same fourth dimension. The whole book is a double entendre equally I'm sure yous tin can tell by reading the championship. Really it'south just a book of humor and it has cute illustrations and the beaver is ad

3 Funny ★'s

"...equally soft and sweetness as it may be her beaver is a mess."

Okay and then... I wouldn't become equally far as to say this was a skillful book but I came across it on a group I'grand a member of on Facebook, on a day when I really but needed a practiced laugh and this did not disappoint. It'southward empty-headed, clever, amusing and terrible all at the same fourth dimension. The whole book is a double entendre every bit I'm certain you tin tell by reading the title. Really it'south just a book of sense of humour and information technology has cute illustrations and the beaver is adorable too! Would I read this to a child? No probably not. 😂😂😂 But information technology's not like they'd empathize the references.

I wouldn't waste your fourth dimension if you're hands offended! If you're not and having a bad solar day and just need to laugh a piddling so read this.

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Mar 04, 2019 Alysha DeShaé rated it did not like information technology

Okay, this monstrosity was clever. Yeah. Merely it'southward too filled with body-shaming and just some unpleasant stuff.

(view spoiler)[I was actually hoping it would finish with something like:

My beaver is fine just the fashion it looks,
If you don't like information technology, I'll smack you with my books!

Instead it was highly predictable in that she had it "groomed" and of a sudden everyone is happy with it. (hibernate spoiler)]

Okay, this monstrosity was clever. Yeah. Simply it's too filled with body-shaming and but some unpleasant stuff.

(view spoiler)[I was actually hoping it would terminate with something like:

My beaver is fine but the way it looks,
If you don't like it, I'll smack you with my books!

Instead it was highly predictable in that she had it "groomed" and suddenly everyone is happy with it. (hide spoiler)]

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Mar 04, 2019 April rated it information technology was ok

Featherbrained and gets you chuckling (definitely not a children'due south book) just I was disappointed at the message by the finish of "conform or else"; truly a missed chance to rhyme "leave my beaver be" with "beaver diversity" or something... Silly and gets you chuckling (definitely non a children's volume) merely I was disappointed at the message by the end of "conform or else"; truly a missed chance to rhyme "leave my beaver be" with "beaver variety" or something... ...more

This was floating around Facebook where I came beyond it. Slightly agreeable, simply so very very very clearly not a children's volume. I just don't go why the beaver needs a hairdresser, it looks quite beautiful in the swimming accommodate. This was floating around Facebook where I came across it. Slightly agreeable, but then very very very conspicuously not a children's volume. I just don't get why the beaver needs a barber, it looks quite beautiful in the swimming suit. ...more

Apr 03, 2020 Matt rated it really liked it

I had this book recommended to me past a friend, who hoped I would read and review Bimisi Tayanita's handful of "children's stories meant for adults". This was the first I found and devoured it, pardon the pun, in a few short minutes. Brenda has a beaver that appears to be out of control. Wherever she goes, it seems to be the centre of attending, more for its bushy coat than for any other reason. While Brenda cannot understand why, her friends intervene and assist her find that a trimmed and ten I had this book recommended to me by a friend, who hoped I would read and review Bimisi Tayanita'southward scattering of "children's stories meant for adults". This was the starting time I found and devoured information technology, pardon the pun, in a few short minutes. Brenda has a beaver that appears to exist out of control. Wherever she goes, it seems to be the eye of attention, more for its bushy coat than for any other reason. While Brenda cannot understand why, her friends arbitrate and help her notice that a trimmed and tended beaver, while much smaller, tin can be just as great and much more manageable. Full of double entendre, it forces the developed reader to recount this story to a child, who will likely non get the allusion, with a straight face. Well paced and total of pitfalls that will surely create laughter or the odd eyebrow heighten! Sorry, Neo... we will not exist adding this to our joint reading venture.

Kudos, Madam Tayanita, for this insightful piece. I will read every bit many as I can. I needed a laugh while on isolation.

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This isn't a childrens book, please beware.

Holy Hell, take me a lilliputian to figure out what was talking about, but was kind of funny, but not exactly something I'm agree,. Everyone must practise with her beaver what desiree.

This isn't a childrens book, delight beware.

Holy Hell, have me a piffling to effigy out what was talking well-nigh, but was kind of funny, only not exactly something I'yard concur,. Everyone must do with her beaver what desiree.

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Mar 05, 2019 Richard rated it actually liked information technology

Body shaming is real, but sometimes a silly joke is just a silly joke. People who pretend to not see the difference are disingenuous at best.

Personally, I rock a large seventy's bush-league and I thought Brenda's Beaver Needs a Hairdresser was amusing.

Body shaming is real, just sometimes a silly joke is just a silly joke. People who pretend to not see the departure are disingenuous at best.

Personally, I stone a big lxx'southward bush and I thought Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber was amusing.

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Equally a book meant to give double entendre, it certainly succeeded in that. I'one thousand not certain I necessarily like the bulletin in it about the barbering, buuuuut maybe that'southward but me. As a book meant to requite double entendre, it certainly succeeded in that. I'yard not sure I necessarily similar the message in it nigh the barbering, buuuuut mayhap that's just me. ...more than

Dec 09, 2020 Brandy rated information technology it was amazing

The title says information technology all! Exist prepared to express mirth, laugh and well - possibly, actually guaranteed- a book that volition brand you pee your pants! Absolutely 5 star worthy!

Mar 05, 2019 Rebecca rated it did not like information technology

Brenda has some shitty friends. I don't care what anyone says, that beaver was adorable in its swimsuit. Brenda has some shitty friends. I don't care what anyone says, that beaver was adorable in its swimsuit. ...more than

Mar 17, 2019 Misty rated information technology really liked it

Ok, I thought this was ambrosial. In no way would I ever read this to a kid like some of the below comments suggest, but it would make a great gag gift. The illustrations were cute and the beavers were ambrosial ♡

OMG this brightened my mean solar day! And then hilarious in the adult style and I guess it could be read to kids if they were immature plenty to non know what else it could mean! Loved thos!

Oh my... this was entertaining to say the least.

You should read if y'all're looking for a good laugh. Though, I'grand not really sure I would experience comfortable reading this to children. Even though they probably wouldn't choice up on the inuendoes.

Oh my... this was entertaining to say the to the lowest degree.

Yous should read if yous're looking for a good laugh. Though, I'm not actually sure I would feel comfortable reading this to children. Fifty-fifty though they probably wouldn't selection up on the inuendoes.

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Mar 06, 2019 ✨ Y.♡ˎ´ rated it liked it

This was hilarious and then wrong at the same fourth dimension, hahaha!

Mar 10, 2019 J. Dorner rated information technology really liked it

The double entendre runs deep with this i. (Plainly, in that location's a whole serial of similar humor books.) It's one of those children'due south books that isn't a children'due south book merely looks like a children's book... and is really but funny to adults who enjoy this brand of humour. I'd recommend information technology equally a gag gift for a bachelorette party or something along those lines.

Information technology'south a kind of beautiful story for those who don't get the jokes. Information technology's a clean-read if you don't become the jokes. I've simply read two other books of

The double entendre runs deep with this one. (Evidently, there'south a whole series of similar humor books.) Information technology'due south one of those children's books that isn't a children'south volume merely looks like a children'due south book... and is really only funny to adults who bask this brand of sense of humor. I'd recommend it as a gag gift for a bachelorette political party or something forth those lines.

Information technology's a kind of cute story for those who don't get the jokes. It'south a make clean-read if you don't get the jokes. I've only read 2 other books of this type (by other authors). This one is better than those. A friend shared this book with me. The book is somewhat controversial, entertaining, and is a comedy. The drawings are practiced.

The beaver is, umm, fluffier than bodily animal ones I've seen in the wild, which I assume is on purpose because of what information technology actually represents. (Whatever female "manscaping" is called. The Internet has only angry answers to that question. Delight pardon my lack of knowledge.) The volume isn't relevant to me or my own life. It's very much aimed at women. Brenda's goal, I believe, is for her and her beaver to expect a certain mode in a swimsuit. Some friends assist with this befitting. Trimming gives Brenda and Beaver more conviction and pride, in the book. So the theme is most plumbing fixtures in. And it does agree a mirror upwardly to society because some people are harsh judges of... unkept beavers in swimwear. I have heard others make such comments amid themselves. So there does exist a group in society who cares virtually this topic. (I'm not in that grouping. Only you do you. Whatever.)

If inadvertent adult sense of humour is your thing, and so you'd probably enjoy this book.

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Mar 05, 2019 Melanie rated it it was ok

Lots of double entendres. While this is not a kids book it is easily mistaken for one. It is funny but the bulletin is one to adapt - a hairy beaver is bad. Also not a skillful idea to have wild animals as pets. I see and get the humour with information technology which is why it is ii stars rather than ane.

Although this book is hilarious. Brenda doesn't "need" a barber nor does anyone else. Exercise with your beaver what you want. Although this book is hilarious. Brenda doesn't "need" a hairdresser nor does anyone else. Do with your beaver what yous want. ...more

Mar 04, 2019 Joel rated it liked information technology

Kind of cute, kind of silly. Loaded with double entendres. Worth a look if yous enjoyed Get the F**one thousand to Sleep

Mar 11, 2019 Justin Nelson rated it actually liked it

Yes, I did read this. And, yes, I laughed my butt off. This is part of a serial of kids' books that are for parents to read and laugh at the double entendres that fly over their kids' heads at storytime. Is it a little low-brow? Sure. But, let's go over ourselves sometimes as readers and simply have inappropriate fun! The Brazilian beaver was probably the virtually...fleshed out...character ;-) (Sorry, needed to continue upwardly the volume'due south puns!) I laughed out loud, so the volume accomplished what it wanted! Why Yeah, I did read this. And, aye, I laughed my butt off. This is part of a serial of kids' books that are for parents to read and laugh at the double entendres that fly over their kids' heads at storytime. Is information technology a little low-brow? Certain. Just, permit's go over ourselves sometimes as readers and just have inappropriate fun! The Brazilian beaver was probably the virtually...fleshed out...character ;-) (Sorry, needed to keep up the volume's puns!) I laughed out loud, so the volume achieved what it wanted! Why non five? Well, I questioned some of the slant rhyme, and...well, it is nonetheless a story most beavers.... ...more

Apr 29, 2020 Tracy Morton rated it it was amazing

Omg. Hilarious. The best function is that you could read this to kids and they would have no thought about the double entendres and would but think it's a funny story about Beavers. Omg. Hilarious. The best function is that y'all could read this to kids and they would have no idea about the double entendres and would just think information technology'south a funny story about Beavers. ...more

Mar xx, 2019 melhara rated it actually liked information technology

I saw this volume shared in a series of Facebook posts and my beau and I laughed our heads off reading it together. Information technology's very inappropriate which is what makes it fun and hilarious.

This isn't really a children'southward book but I feel like almost children will miss the double entendres (and so it should be OK for them to read this) which means this would be a really funny volume for the entire family to read together (and brand storytime more fun for the parents).

I saw this book shared in a series of Facebook posts and my swain and I laughed our heads off reading information technology together. Information technology's very inappropriate which is what makes information technology fun and hilarious.

This isn't actually a children'due south book but I feel similar most children will miss the double entendres (then it should be OK for them to read this) which ways this would be a really funny volume for the unabridged family to read together (and brand storytime more fun for the parents).

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I happened to catch this on Facebook, on i of my group pages. I read it considering I thought at that place was no mode that this volume could possibly exist virtually what I think it's virtually. It is nearly that. It's clever and funny in its ain way, but ultimately, I didn't like it. Why should Brenda care what anyone else thinks? I'g all about cocky-empowerment these days. To me, this book but furthers the standardization of beauty and the normalization of peer pressure. Merely be unapologetically you.

Mar xix, 2020 Siobhan rated it really liked it

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is one of those developed humour books that exists simply to give y'all a laugh. The book is one big double entendre, guaranteed to get a chuckle out of y'all.

As much every bit I enjoyed it, I practice have a minor peeve with it. I wish the ending had been less conformist, as there were plenty of good chuckles that could have come from a dissimilar catastrophe.

Nonetheless, worth information technology if you want a quick laugh.

Mar 02, 2019 Amara rated it actually liked it

For a minute at that place, I idea this book was for kids and someone only didn't think things through, then the author let me know it was %100 Non for kids.

Hilarious.

From snowflakes for snowflakes. "Books" like this are i of the many examples of what's wrong with the world right at present. Dixi. From snowflakes for snowflakes. "Books" like this are i of the many examples of what'south wrong with the earth right now. Dixi. ...more

Mar 04, 2019 Alex rated it did not like it

Yes I chuckled. Definitely non for kids.
Only why did Brenda have to arrange to everybody else? I didn't like that.

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